The best caption for this photo wins a pair of summer cycling gloves or something else from my kit bag (which, you'd be well advised to note, contains nothing on the WADA banned list!). Regardless of quality, if anyone submits an entry, I'll publish it below the "entry form," below. lol
I got a good laugh from:
And:
Totally Politically-Incorrect, but...
Keep 'em coming!
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Dam, my soungier told me I'd only need 2 lines of coke to make it through this race. FML.
ReplyDeleteGentle gentle, I'm used to snorting this stuff
ReplyDeleteI could really go for a line of blow off a 16 year old's ass...
ReplyDeleteWow! When they said 24 hours in a day I didn't think it meant in a row.
ReplyDelete(Thinking to himself:)
ReplyDelete"Damn, if Pozzato is right - and he says he heard it from Ivanov at Katusha when they were climbing the Turchino - I could get blow (but not blown) in London for less than the cost of a cup of coffee. Shit. Porca puttana. I wonder if Ryanair flies into the UK from Nice? ... How much would it cost to get blown, too, I wonder? Would Cavendish know anything about that? Nah, probably not - he's a pussy. But even if he did, he got dropped so I couldn't ask him anyway. I should ask Lance. Awww, merda - Zomegnan is pissed at him so he's not here today either. Maybe Pantani or VDB would know. Oh wait, they're dead. Hmmm...Ballan?"
(http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/09-03-2010/112516-cocaine-0)
LMFAO - though easy on VDB and Pantani! Ouch! How about:
ReplyDeleteShit, Lefevere *did* say 'A Boonen win in Milan-Sanremo is as good as Flanders,' but would 2nd be as good as 1st in Paris-Roubaix? Probably not. Fuck.
OMG I AM ROLLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
ReplyDeleteDid I leave the iron on?
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ReplyDeleteyou forgot to name the winner
ReplyDeleteI vote for leaving it up through Flanders this weekend. If Boonen doesn't win, the quotes could be priceless. Pappillon people, here me?!
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