"I've been waiting my whole life for something spectacular to happen, thinking once it did, well, everything else would become perfect. Now I realize that something spectacular has been happening this entire time: MY LIFE! I spent so much time being pissed-off about not being happy because nothing spectacular was going on, that I never realized that everything I ever needed to be happy was, in fact, already in my hands. I already have everything I could want or need."
Bravo, Sir. And who says people talking on cellphones in small, enclosed public spaces is totally horrible?