Google Voice = Funny Transcript

I think I may have a new source of content for this blog on the slow days: Google Voice's transcription function. A Spanish-speaker left me a message today, which Google took to read:

"Don't forget to date and I will mate. Yes, they did that and I'll talk went up at all, but it's a goddamn thing afflicted. They've made mislabeled. I think that out all to have out there that I get a ethical get that out the only one and they had to, and I was seeing what I want to deliver on that this is kevin launch. I'll talk to you. Hey Daddio."

Brilliant.