Dude, just grab a "Chuck Norris" Fact List from the 'net, copy it into MS Word, and do an auto-replace of "Chuck Norris" with "Joe Papp" in all instances. You'll have material for a month. Then in month two, you could modify each fact to change it into it's negative...
Example:
In Month 1, "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." becomes "Joe Papp does not sleep. He waits." And then in Month 2, that same fact changes to: "Joe Papp sleeps because he cannot wait." (or some variation therein) Granted, more custom work will be required to create the negative statements, but I'm sure you're up to the task.
And yes, I do moderate my comments, so all of the idiotic ones are binned. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say I love Joe Papp. (or myself)
ReplyDeleteAs Joe Papp I do not do push ups I push the ground down
ReplyDeleteI (Joe Papp)am currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for my left and right legs.
ReplyDelete"joepapp" isn't me, but I'll keep publishing his comments as long as he isn't a jerk and stays funny and/or even mildly sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteMost people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. I have 72... and they're all poisonous, and I CAN touch MC Hammer
ReplyDeleteDude, just grab a "Chuck Norris" Fact List from the 'net, copy it into MS Word, and do an auto-replace of "Chuck Norris" with "Joe Papp" in all instances. You'll have material for a month. Then in month two, you could modify each fact to change it into it's negative...
ReplyDeleteExample:
In Month 1, "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." becomes "Joe Papp does not sleep. He waits." And then in Month 2, that same fact changes to: "Joe Papp sleeps because he cannot wait." (or some variation therein) Granted, more custom work will be required to create the negative statements, but I'm sure you're up to the task.
Will the real Joe Papp please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
ReplyDeleteOh well I busted myself. I am to smart for myself.
ReplyDeleteBut not a good speller. "to smart" = "too smart" in your case...
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