Scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on an episode of Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show, with its own commercial.

Examples:

• "Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
• "Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
• "Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)