After almost a decade racing in his correct sex-class, this otherwise anonymous weirdo, Michael Pillman, convinced USA Cycling to allow him to begin competing against women.
Last month, having registered under the not-at-all goofy name "Arya Elowen," he stole the USAC Colorado women's category 4 state criterium championships.
That the national governing body for competitive cycling in the U.S. enables and sanctions this degeneracy is surreal.